{"product_id":"relic-hound-burial-noir-tee-original","title":"Relic Hound Burial Noir Tee — Original","description":"\u003cp\u003eA chapel fresco on cotton. A ghost dog frozen at the exact wrong moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe centrepiece is a massive spectral greyhound — rendered after an antique museum engraving in bone-cream ink on deep black — caught rigid at the instant it presses its muzzle into an open stone reliquary. Its ribcage is taut, one paw raised, the bones of a saint's hand just visible beneath its jaw. Below the haunches, the figure dissolves: ink drips, scored scratches, the image eating itself against a vast dark field. It reads like something pulled from a chapel wall and worn on a body. The line work carries the weight and texture of an old master's engraving — high contrast, no colour, just that single cream monochrome illustration sitting high on the chest like it was always meant to live there.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe garment is vintage white — that specific off-white that photographs like aged paper and ages even better in real life. It's cut as a unisex fit, runs relaxed across the shoulders, and the cotton has the kind of soft, substantial hand that lets you know immediately it will hold its shape wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Layering open over a black long-sleeve for a low-effort gallery-opening look\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Wearing tucked half-into wide trousers when the rest of the fit is already doing the talking\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• The friend whose wardrobe runs entirely on dark aesthetics and deliberate choices\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Any occasion that calls for something singular — a birthday, a gift to yourself, a reason to get dressed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGarment colour: Vintage White\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArtwork: Monochrome, black-and-cream — one ink, no colour\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFit: Unisex — size up if you want an oversized drop\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf your wardrobe has room for one graphic tee that genuinely stops people mid-sentence — this is it. Add it to your cart before this run is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter “Portrait of Paul the Apostle \"Portrait of Paul the Apostle\" \"Portret van Paulus de apostel\"”, Unknown author Unknown author, between 1500 and 1599 — Wikimedia Commons (CC0).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order\u003c\/strong\u003e — made fresh just for you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA one-of-a-kind piece you won't find in big-box stores\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"ZPrintsCo","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":45046647455837,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":45046647488605,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":45046647521373,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45046647554141,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45046647586909,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/2544\/2141\/files\/shot_1_a72a3ded-c9d6-4648-bf47-e9984179b5b0.png?v=1789262165","url":"https:\/\/zprintsco.com\/products\/relic-hound-burial-noir-tee-original","provider":"ZPrintsCo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}